from the book Gregory Laynor
Gregory Laynor and the True to Life Crayons
A pack of true to life crayons has an amazon forest crayon, a caribbean current crayon, a
florida sunshine crayon, a grand canyon crayon, a maui sunset crayon, a milky way
crayon, a sahara desert crayon, and a yosemite campfire crayon.
Gregory Laynor and the Silly Scents Pencils
A pack of silly scents pencils has a fairy tales forest pencil, a ghoulish graham cracker
pencil, a lobster lips pencil, a monkey breath pencil, an oozing ogre pencil, a rotten tooth
fairy pencil, a sasquatch socks pencil, and a zombie laundry pencil.
Gregory Laynor and the Silly Scents Crayons
A pack of silly scents crayons has an alien armpit crayon, a big foot feet crayon, a booger
buster crayon, a dingy dungeon crayon, a gargoyle gas crayon, a giant’s club crayon, a
magic potion crayon, a mummy’s tomb crayon, an ogre odor crayon, a pixie powder
crayon, a princess perfume crayon, a sasquatch socks crayon, a sea serpent crayon, a
smashed pumpkin crayon, a sunburnt cyclops crayon, and a winter wizard crayon.
Gregory Laynor's uncreative writhing includes a reading in 913 mp3s of Gertrude Stein's The Making of Americans. gregorylaynor.com.